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I envision a world where all<br>
chickens will be free to cross roads<br>
without having their motives called into question.<br>
-MLK
Chicken
$14.99
Sometimes the Only Available<br>
Transportation is a Leap of Faith
Leap
$14.99
I Am Too Old to Drink Cheap Wine
Cheap
$14.99
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
White silkscreening on a black T-Shirt.
Tact
$14.99
Lawyers Have Feelings Too (allegedly). Navy Blue lettering on a grey T-Shirt.
Lawyers
$14.99
I Piss Stupid People Off!
Stupid
$14.99
What Happens in the garage
stays in the garage.....
Black on Orange.
Garage
$14.99
Mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park!
Trailer
$14.99
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite. White silkscreening on a black T-Shirt.
Jesus Favorite
$14.99
Geezer 
Previously known as stud muffin.
Geezer
$14.99
Life without music would be (flat)
White on black.
Music
$14.99
The Older I get,
The Better I was....
White on black.
Older
$14.99
Unapologetic Flatulator
Black on brown.
Flatulator
$14.99
Oh No
Not another learning experience
Oh No
$14.99
Well-behaved women seldom make history. White lettering on a purple T-Shirt.
Behaved
$14.99
I'll have a Café-Mocha-Vodka-Marijuana-Latte to go. Please! Black lettering on a chocolate T-Shirt.
Cafe
$14.99
Buy this man a beer. Yellow on black.
Buy Beer
$14.99
I walked the beach at the Oregon Coast and poked dead things with a stick. Black and blue on white.
Beach
$14.99
To Do Is To Be. - Socrates<br>
To Be Is To Do. - Sartre<br>
Do Be Do Be Do. - Sinatra<br>
White on black.
To Do
$14.99
If you can't talk to your cat about Catnip, who will?
Black lettering on a white T-Shirt.
Catnip
$14.99
Animals Taste Good. Pictures of a chicken, pig and cow. Black and red on a white T-Shirt.
Animals
$14.99
Dont make me release the flying monkeys! Great quote from the Wizard of Oz. Orange on Black.
Monkey
$14.99
Whip It... Beat it... Pinch it... Squeeze it... Bite it... I (heart) Cooking.
Black lettering and a red heart on a white T-Shirt.
Cooking
$14.99
I (Tree) Oregon
Tree
$14.99
Tuxedo Print
Tuxedo
$14.99
You Never See a Motorcycle Parked<br>
Outside a Psychiatrists Office
Motorcycle
$14.99
The Difference between Genius and<br>
Stupidity is that Genius has its Limits.<br>
- Einstein
Genius
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I Love Deadlines<br>
and the Wooshing Sound they make as they Fly By...
Deadlines
$14.99
Front:<br>
Bacon Image<p>

Back:<br>
Its...Meaty...
Bacon
$14.99
I Like It Dirty
Dirty
$14.99
I Hiked The Trails In<br>
OREGON<br>
And Poked Dead Things With A Stick.

<p>Black and Green Lettering on white shirt.
Hiked
$14.99
Open your mouth<br>
And let the adventure begin!

<p>Black letters on tan shirt.
Adventure
$14.99
I Do What The Voices In
Voices
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Still plays with trains
Train
$14.99
I make no apologies for being flawless.
Flawless
$14.99
Grab Your Balls<br>
We're Going Golfing!
Golfer
$14.99
Hybrid Human
Runs on Beer...
Black on tan.
Hybrid
$14.99
A ship without a rudder will hit stuff. White w/graphic on blue.
Rudder
$14.99
Imagine
Nothing to kill or die for...
Maroon on grey.
Imagine
$14.99
Grab Your Balls, we're going bowling! White graphic and lettering on black
Bowling
$14.99
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